Things one will learn while watching New Moon:
a) Bella is coming.
b) Edward does not want her to come.
c) Melissa Rosenberg is just as lazy as the McMurtry & Ossana duo. (Not as lazy, I suppose... there was just that one scene where there were only a few sentences for a five minute sequence and a lack of.... story... for the director to focus on).
d) Seeing Bella from every angle does not make you feel bad for her... and seeing all of her angles three consecutive times will only make you realize how strangely fat, yet bony, her body is.
I got a good laugh.
... this is all I have to say about this film.
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I agree with comment d).
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